According to a story on ABCNews.com, John Reed says he was camping with his girlfriend when he saw Bigfoot walk past the window of his Winnebago. The clever beast threw rocks at the Winnebago’s outside lights to aid its escape.
As luck would have it, this wasn’t Reed’s first run-in with a Sasquatch. He says he’s come into contact with the creature on three occasions. He’s also the founder of the Lykens Valley Sasquatch Hunters. We’ll leave it to you to come up with the punch line.
Surprisingly, local police are not focussing their investigation on Bigfoot, instead believing the damage to the Winnebago was done by actual human vandals. That sounds a little farfetched to us.